Playmobil Security Checkpoint

This is not a Hoax.
Playmobil, in their infinite wisdom, have brought out a Security Checkpoint.
You can get it on Amazon here.
Most entertaining comments and tags abound.
Tags (from Amazon):

police state (36)
amazon oddities (34)
tyranny (30)
fear (27)

martial law (27)
fascism (18)
playmobil (13)
1984 (11)

educational (7)
cool (3)
fud (3)

Comments include the following:
“…The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids [...]

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